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Come with me on a journey through my exciting life!
Obviously, I use the word, ‘exciting’ advisedly, the ironic implication being somewhat the reverse. This week, I have mostly been … running around like a blue-arsed fly! As previously implied, it’s not...
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Coronated … and some
Not, entirely what you think it is, this one … OK, so it’s been a long time, there’s been a fabulous holiday, an equally fabulous author event—the Indie Author Book Fair in St Ives—which genuinely was...
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We’re not at home to Mr Cockup. Oh no, no, no, no.
Except we so smecking are. Mwahahargh! Yes he’s a bit fucked off. I was going to do a post about writing this week—and accompanying things—but the accompanying things got a bit out of hand and so I’ve...
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Let’s talk about pigeons …
This week, my school friend texted me to say she’d had a successful cancer op. There’s none left and she will do radio therapy. ‘Woot! Fantastic news!’ I started to type. ‘Woot! Bacteria!’ wrote my...
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Eyebomb … everything. Publishing news.
Well, that was a hell of a week. In a good way. I’ve shared most of what’s been going on on social media. Normally I don’t do that because … spoilers! This time, because I keep forgetting to write my...
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Modern life is rubbish!
This is a blog post I wrote a couple of days ago. I’ve wrestled with my conscience as to whether I should actually post it. Mainly because it’s only going to worry people. I promise we’re all OK, but I...
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Balls … all of it.
Well, it’s been a long time and I suspect most of you have wandered off, assuming I have disappeared off into the ether. Nope, like a bad smell, I never go away, I linger. I have just … yeh well, to be...
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This week I have been mostly …
Running around like a blue-arsed fly. No change there then. Even so, I am going to write a blog post because I am beginning to understand that writing reasonably regular blogs is actually part of my...
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The end …
This is weird. I’m posting to wish everyone a happy Christmas, although it’s so long since I’ve written anything that there may be no-one here! But also because, if anyone is still likely to read this,...
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Aftermath …
Well, since we’ve talked about my lovely mum dieing, we may as well go on to talk about her funeral and the general aftermath. I wrote, possibly the longest eulogy on earth, except there was so much...
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Eyebomb, Therefore I Am: new book release
Yep! You read that correctly, I, M T (writes at a speed which compares unfavourably with continental drift) McGuire have a new book out. This book. Eyebomb, Therefore I Am Currently it is available,...
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This week I have mostly been … a bit of a twat.
Yes, I have not covered myself in glory this week, indeed, while I concede I may have come up covered in something, glory is definitely not it. Cf my attempts to laminate bacon (yes, you read that...
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A very unwelcome conundrum …
This week I have been mostly… …Having a crap. Yeh, I know. You didn’t even ask me how I am and I’m going to tell you the intimate secrets of my Benjamin Owls. But actually, I could do with the hive...
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Respite and random thoughts about faith…
Blimey, this week’s been a bit of a roller coaster. As you know, last week I was having extreme difficulties with what felt like bowel-based armageddon. I’m going to relate the happy ending of that...
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Indie Writers Book Fair (Huntingdon) and a catch up
A nice spring picture … I’ve been meaning to write a post for some time but unfortunately while, like The Leaning Tower of Pisa, I had the inclination, unlike Big Ben, I did not have the time. Also...
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Stones …
I had a deep post planned for today all about, you know, being nice to one another and stuff but unfortunately, life had other plans. Today has been a very quiet day because last night Cardinal Chunder...
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Let’s try kindness…
This week has been hectic although looking back on it, it’s less that I’ve had a hectic week and more that, after last week’s visitation from Cardinal Chunder and friends I was definitely not firing on...
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Meh.
OK here’s a TMI alert for everyone. This is far too much information, very much TMI. If that’s not your thing, please feel free to pass on this one. The rest of you… enjoy. Last night I was unfortunate...
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Stuff
A mixed bag this week so on we go. On health Because I have French blood—so if you ask how I am I’m going to smecking well tell you—I’m going to tell you how I am. Before you hesitatingly raise a hand,...
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More wittering…
It’s that time of the week and here I am, back like a bad smell. At the moment, I feel as if my blog is officially Not Funny anymore. And at the same time, not poignant either. I hope I’ll get back in...
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