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Unicorn farts and other sundry ephemora
This is going to be a short one because it’s twenty past five, which means I have approximately forty minutes to write my usual fifteen hundred word blog post. Hmm. Isn’t going to happen. Looking at...
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An incredibly witty title that will entice visitors to my site
So here we are at that time of the week when it’s blog time again. This week I have been out and about a bit but suddenly, on Thursday morning, to my delight and joy, I woke up with a brain. Hello...
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Let’s talk about THINGS!
Blimey, here we are nearly at the end of another week. I’m becoming very concerned about the quality of the comedy on this blog. For some reason, I am sitting down to write on Saturday mornings...
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Life in plastic is fantastic …
Well, it’s been an interesting week. I’ve managed to do some more writing (woot!) but a little less because I had other stuff I needed to do as well. On the up side, some of that other stuff was...
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Floating aimlessly
Yeh. Welcome to my world, the world of what might be the most unproductive human being on earth. Shit! A squirrel has just run under my chair. Sorry where was I? Apart from outside, I mean. No...
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Birthdays and some inane wittering
Do you ever wonder what you’re going to be when you grow up? I was 53 yesterday so I suspect I should hvae grown out of the habit by now. However, I still look to the future and wonder what I will...
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MTM Fails at modern life …
Yeh, I know, again. Here’s the whole sorry tale. This week, I went to the first art exhibition I’d attended in a long time. It was this one, at Moyses’ Hall in Bury St Edmunds. NB it’s a temporary...
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Interesting times
This week, I single-handedly caused a gargantuan traffic jam and discovered that I am strong enough to brake a centimetre thick bar of steel. Move over Hulk, here I come. There’s a story in that and...
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Best foot forward …
Well another action-packed week this week so it’s all a bit random. Hold onto your hats and off we go. First of all the Noisy Cricket is back from the mechanic’s and I am considerably lighter...
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Yikes …
An eventful one this week. It’s the summer holidays so pretty much anything except admin and Mum stuff has gone out of the window because all three of us are off. Instead we are Doing Things. Well … a...
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Dreams, weirdness and …
WTF? I can see I’m going to be using this picture a lot. Yes, this week I am going to talk about dreams and then I’m going to have a massive rant. Run with me, there is a kind of connection between...
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Urgh! Just kill me now …
This week I have been making a very credible attempt to disappear up my own bum. Jeepers, if this is what it takes to visit another country I am never ever smecking going abroad again. And I’m not even...
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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly …
Or at least, some swimming pool water. More on that story later … Nareens in Mum’s garden with a fabulous sky … because I can Wow, that was a long break. I hadn’t realised. I just thought I’d be away...
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Adventures … many of them.
Trigger warning: This is a very long post and there is swearing! What can I say about this week, it’s been action-packed and I can’t see anything slowing down as we begin the headlong rush towards the...
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Licensed to chill …
Better late than never this week, yes the blog goes out on a Sunday because MTM was phaffing about too long on Saturday. On the upside, the phaffing involved writing 2,000 new words on Hamgeean Misfit...
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I ai’tn’t dead … honest.
Although I can forgive you for thinking I might have been because, I concede, it’s been ages since I’ve had time to write the blog. I’ve had to keep dropping it in favour of writing for Nano – which I...
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Here’s a Christmas Easter Egg …
Happy Arnold, The Prophet’s Birthday (may his blessings be upon you).* Yes this year, I’ve got my arse in gear and I have managed to produce a free Christmassy story for your delectation. Except, of...
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Happy New Year … briefly.
Happy New Year … This is just a quick one to wish you Happy New Year. I can’t say much this week. Christmas II is about to start, in Scotland, so I will be heading up there tomorrow and I’m busy...
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It is accomplished
To be honest, there’s not much more to say. This is going to come over as a monstrously self-indulgent and whinge to most of you and it probably is (although it’s supposed to be funny as well). But...
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The Chaos Fairies are back … the little bastards.
This week, as promised, how I was banned from Facebook. Many years ago Amazon had product discussion forums and I used to hang out on the one in the UK, for books mostly. It was typical Amazon,...
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